Happily

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

(via this-ismyodyssey)

alltimefand0ms:

going to school: late

going to a doctors appointment: late

going to a friends house: late

going to a concert: 8 hours early

(via fuckmeirwin)

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

(Source: marvobow, via zackisontumblr)

perks-of-being-chinese:

mom:

eat your veggies n follow perks-of-being-chinese

thanks mom

(via zackisontumblr)

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

(via gnarly)

antiteen:

I can’t breathe listen to me singing fuk

(via gardenlouis)